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Humorous Safety Sign - Rush Job Calendar

Item #: 12122

Availability: 1-2 business days

Product Description

Have a job where everyone wants their order filled on a rush basis? Mount this calendar on your wall and refer your coworkers to it. The fine print reads:

  1. Every job is a rush. Everyone wants his job yesterday. With this calendar a customer can order his work on the 7th and have it delivered on the 3rd.
  2. All customers want their jobs on Friday, so there are two Fridays in each week.
  3. There are seven extra days at the end of the month for those end-of-the-month jobs.
  4. There will be no first of the month bills to be paid as there aren't any "firsts". The "tenth" and "twnety-fifth" also have been omitted in case you have been asked to pay on one of these days.
  5. There are no bothersome non-productive Saturdays and Sundays. No time and one half or double time to pay.
  6. There's a new day each week called negotiation day to make time for making excuses.

Signs are plastic and measure 10" W x 14" H.

Check out our full selection of Humorous signs, items # 12101-12122 and witty workplace labels, items #12005-12036.

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Manufactured in: USA

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